bubblegf:
me: who’s that pretty girl over there ???
me: [teleports] SIKE! it’s me

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rubyfruitjumble:
Psychic: reads my mind
My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

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tinderofficial:
bastille:
nukes:
bastille:
damn-that-smile:
warranty:
5-v:
EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.
DYING RIGHT NOW
gem
I’m so done w the Internet memes I was worried the entire time that John Cena was going to pop up somewhere jfc

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# fave,

Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5 years.

arisuskirkland:

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" A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you. "

-Caitlin Stasey. (via mysharona1987)

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paralacking:
no that’s my person don’t go near my person doNT TOUCH MY PERSON THEY ARE MY PERSON AND YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME NO

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kristenwiiggle:
when ur the devil but ur tryin to blend in and act casual

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svppose:
I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

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